Now that I've encouraged my search cloud to filter out most of the myspace muppet search terms that I get hit with it's become a far more interesting read! Not that it needed much encouraging, it was practically begging me to put it out of it's misery.

• your country needs you - if it can survive blair it probably does
• un block sites - ok
• optomistic quotes - urm, does this mean you're looking for cheap insurance?
• unknown proxies - if it was unknown how would google know about it?
• my space un blocker - it's called age
• tit wankers - thank you for entertaining me
• "muathe.com" doesn't work - no, he spams
• un block pages - sure, just send me all your login details, your bank account number ..... actually, forget that, you're probably one of the muppets that filled in my form
• summary the eagle has landed - yay
• babbles games - I really should find out what this game is
• ttfn summary - it means "bye" then you leave
• m y s p a c e u n b l o c k e r - You really win muppet of the year, do you know how many sites there are with the letters "A B C E K L M N O P R S U Y" in the content?
• pond pumps yabba - I don't sell them, but my mate does
• link words - yay, next comes a complete sentence
• un blocker - try a plunger
• un block my space - no
• platform beds uk - platforms sleep!!!!!
• potting shed pics - I'll post some as soon as Ash visits the field
• un block un block - urm, why would unblocked be blocked?
• "scorched earth" band scorchio - must be a famous group, cos I've never heard of them
• clock quotes - I can sell you a nice grandfather for £3,000 ..... he even comes with a clock
• katspells - normally a cat spells ripped wallpaper, flattened plants, shit all over the place, and fleas
• potting sheds - the best bet is to pick a pot that's bigger than the shed, otherwise it'll never grow
• innervisions - lsd
• yabba flowers pond pumps - I have a pond pump plant?
• unknown web proxies - try 127.0.0.d0h
• un block - anything in particular?
• fitting kitchens - work best when they meet the walls
• potting shed - same as potting sheds but you only need one pot
• glass stones - whilst they look great don't try and make an axe out of one
• dying hair - red is the way forward
• bimble - *salutes* I do my best
• filter proxies - use a sieve
• silly quotes - EdB said "this sucks" and I will.
• un blocking sites - first pay for your own connection, computer, electricity, house ....
• bimboland - welcome to the right place
• b2evo $blog->disp( 'pingback_url', 'raw' ) - WOW, someone who knows how to use a search engine if you still need help then just holler
• url un block - any url in particular?
• un block all websites - if all websites are blocked then maybe you forgot to power up your modem?
• i am lucifer - yeah yeah

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